THE ASSLESS CHAPEL
"Never trust an officiant who won't show you his ass"
The Assless Chaplain
At the Assless Chapel, we marry people at Burning Man while wearing assless chaps. We'll marry you legally. We'll marry you to someone for Burn Week. We'll marry you to yourself and we'll marry a thruple. The key thing is that, if you visit The Assless Chapel, you can have a Playa Wedding of your dreams and you'll see our butts.