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The Assless Chapel Newsletter #60: Bienvenue a la Chapelle Sans Cul Edition
The Chaplain’s Screed Lots of news this month, my loves!  The French are coming, and BORG is ready to supply us with plenty of tickets to...
Feb 37 min read
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THE ASSLESS CHAPEL NEWSLETTER #59: LNT Feedback for Christmas Edition
The Chaplain’s Screed BORG sent me a couple pictures from our MOOP sweep. They found a wet wipe and, more Resto Team Showing Us the Wet...
Dec 30, 20249 min read
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THE ASSLESS CHAPEL NEWSLETTER #57:Decompression Edition
The Chaplain’s Screed I remember the first time I made love. A couple weeks prior, aged 17, I was about two weeks into my freshman year...
Oct 26, 20249 min read
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The Assless Chapel Newsletter #53: Participation Edition
The Chaplain’s Screed The Participation ethos at Burning Man is inherited from the Cacophony Society and, before that, the Suicide Club. ...
Jul 18, 202410 min read
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The Assless Chapel Newsletter #53: Gifting Edition
The Chaplain’s Screed One of the Ten Principles is Gifting. The word ‘gifting’ has been used as a verb for centuries and sounds as if...
Jul 15, 20246 min read
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The Assless Chapel Newsletter #52: Leave No Trace Edition - Wastewater
The Chaplain’s Screed Those of you who are regular readers of this newsletter know that I distinguish Leave No Trace (LNT) from the other...
Jul 6, 202411 min read
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The Assless Chapel Newsletter #51: Radical Self-Reliance Edition
The Chaplain’s Screed Self-Reliance is the first of the Ten Principles and, relatedly, the one that seems to have the most tension with...
Jun 26, 20247 min read
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The Assless Chapel Newsletter #50: Communal Effort Edition
The Chaplain’s Screed Communal effort isn’t just one of the Ten Principles, it is, arguably, the main reason camps like ours are able to...
Jun 22, 20248 min read
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The Assless Chapel Newsletter #49: Immediacy Edition
The Chaplain’s Screed Many people know the Burning Man history bit about how, after getting kicked off Baker Beach in San Francisco,...
Jun 11, 20246 min read
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THE ASSLESS CHAPEL NEWSLETTER #48: Decommodification Edition
The Chaplain’s Screed Decommodification is the one of the Ten Principles that most makes me feel free; even more than Radical...
May 14, 20248 min read
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The Assless Chapel Newsletter #47: Radical Self-Expression and Consent Edition
The Chaplain’s Screed For those of you who have camped with me, you understand that Radical Self-Expression is one of the Ten Principles...
Apr 30, 20247 min read
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THE ASSLESS CHAPEL NEWSLETTER #46: Civic Responsibility Edition (and Ticket Allocation)
The Chaplain’s Screed I’m officially starting my yearly rotation of focusing on one of the Ten Principles with each and (nearly) every...
Apr 18, 20246 min read
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THE ASSLESS CHAPEL NEWSLETTER #43: Ritual and Art Edition
The Chaplain’s Screed In a week or two, I’ll send out a newsletter focused on tickets and in March I’ll start my cycle of Ten Principles...
Feb 14, 20249 min read
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The Assless Chapel Newsletter #42: New Beginnings Edition
The Chaplain’s Screed Burning Man preparation is like a wheel. You’re always moving forward on your journey, but the mechanism that gets...
Jan 18, 20247 min read
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The Assless Chapel Newsletter #41: Mission Edition
The Chaplain’s Screed Burning Man culture predates Burning Man itself. It came from a rich cultural brew of avant garde absurdist...
Dec 15, 20234 min read
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THE ASSLESS CHAPEL NEWSLETTER #40: The Everything Ever, Interminably Long Edition
The Chaplain’s Screed Well, everyone, it’s been a while since you’ve heard from me and I hope you’re all the better for that. Much has...
Oct 31, 202314 min read
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The Assless Chapel Newsletter #39: Doing It Better Edition
The Chaplain’s Screed Wow… I have still not come down from this amazing Burning Man. Thank you all for making it so special. And thanks...
Sep 18, 20236 min read
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The Assless Chapel Newsletter #38: Decompression Edition
The Chaplain’s Screed This newsletter is going to be a bit different than the rest. It is mostly my discombobulated ponderings. I don’t...
Sep 11, 20237 min read
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The Assless Chapel Newsletter #37: Civic Responsibility Edition
The Chaplain’s Screed I’ve saved the most boring of the Ten Principles for last. It’s funny to me to go through the Ten Principles and...
Aug 16, 20238 min read
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The Assless Chapel Newsletter #36: Leave No Trace Edition
The Chaplain’s Screed Before I get to the meat of this newsletter, I wanted to share with you a thought I had. I love watching my...
Aug 9, 20238 min read
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