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Join Us

Apply to Join the Assless Chapel

The Assless Chapel is currently not recruiting new members, though this may change in the future.  Feel free to send us an email if you're interested in collaborating with or joining our camp.  What’s The Assless Chapel, you ask?  We believe in gifting people the wedding that can’t have off-Playa – and showing off our asses while we do it.  Learn more about what we do by reading our About page and our Blog.

We typically aim for a camp size of 12 people.  We have included people from a wide range of ages from mid-20s to late-60s and our Burning Man experience ranges from virgins to 19 burns.

We are non-hierarchical and old school decommodified.  Everyone gives what they can with no expectation of something in return.  We do not care if you got your own ticket or if we got you a ticket.  You cannot pay your way instead of working your way.  Everyone contributes and no one is keeping score.  We do not use any outside services.

All that means that everyone at The Assless Chapel must be truly self-reliant.  While some of us have strong Playa skills and equipment to share, our campers must provide for themselves as if they were not part of a theme camp.

On the other hand, we all work together to make The Assless Chapel happen.  Everyone is expected to help with weddings in a variety of ways.  While there are many camps that need yoga instructors, sound healers, cooks and a wide variety of other wonderful skill sets, we are focused on those things relevant to creating a great camp that provides great weddings and particularly people who can work hard and are competent builders and breakers.

Finally, though it should go without saying, I do feel the need to mention what we don’t tolerate in our camp.  No creeps, no leaving a trace and no Instagram obsessives.  Consent is everything and should be enthusiastic.  Start LNT at home and carry it through until you’re off the playa.  Do not treat The Assless Chapel as a default world brand.

OK, so, if we seem like the right camp for you, how do you apply?

First, please download and read The Assless Chapel Agreements.  All of us agree to these.  It’s a prerequisite for joining the camp.  If those sound good to you, then download our application.  Fill it out and send it to TheAsslessChaplain@ProtonMail.com.  Everyone will get a response from us but we can only add members if we have space.  We strive to evaluate every application in an unbiased yet holistic manner.  Expect that before we add anyone to the camp, we’ll schedule an online interview.  You may also get some follow-up questions by email.  If you have any trouble applying or have any questions, feel free to email me at TheAsslessChaplain@ProtonMail.com.

Thank you everyone for your interest and, whatever your path is to the Playa, please stop by and say hi.  We’re camped at 4:15 and C.

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